Thursday, July 22, 2010
Main Bulb aur tu Tube sakhi...!!
Main aam pilia ka mareez aur tu gori-chitti mem khaas,
Main khar-patwar avaanchhit sa,aur tu pooja ki doob sakhi,
Main bulb aur tu tube sakhi..!!
Teri meri na samta kuchh,tere aagey na jamta kuchh,
main sadharan sa lattu,mujhmein na jyada kshamta kuchh,
teri to deewani duniya,mujhse jaatey sab oob sakhi,
Main bulb aur tu tube sakhi..!!
Kum voltage mein tu na jaley, tab hi meri kuchh daal galey,
varna hai meri pooch kahaan,har jagah tujhey hi maan mile,
hoon size mein bhi main hetha, teri height kya khoob sakhi,
Main bulb aur tu tube sakhi..!!
Bijli ka tera kharch kum,lekin light mein kitna dum,
soniye, election bina ladey hi jeet jaaye tu khuda kasam,
naiyya meri majhdhar padi, lagta jayegi doob sakhi,
Main bulb aur tu tube sakhi..!!
Tu mehengi to main sasta hoon,tu chaandi to main jasta hoon,
ithhlaati hai tu apney par,lekin main khud par hansta hoon,
Main kabhi nahi ban paaoonga,tere dil ka mehboob sakhi,
Main bulb aur tu tube sakhi..!!
Dhoondtey Reh jaaogey...
-bachchon mein bachpan,jawani mein yauwan,sheeshon mein darpan,jeevan mein sawan,gaaon mein akhada,shehar mein singhada,aur pyjamon mein nada,dhoondtey reh jaogey.
Chuudi bhari kalaai,shadi mein shehnai,aankhon mein pani,dadi ki kahani,pyar ke do pal,nal-nal mein jal,taraju men batta aur ladkiyon ka dupatta,dhoondtey reh jaogey.
Gaata hua gaaon,bargad ki chhaon,kisan ka hal,mehnat ka phal,chehekta hua panghat,lamba-lamba ghoonghat,lajja se thartharatey honth,aur pehelwaan ka langot,dhoondtey reh jaooge.
Aapas mein pyar,bhara poora parivaar,neta imandaar,do rupaye udhar,sadak kinarey pyaau,sambedhan mein chacha-tau,paropkari bandey aur arthi ko kandhey...dhoondtey reh jaaoge.
Sunday, September 28, 2008
Train Accident
At the trial, the engineer insisted that he had given the driver ample warning by waving his lantern back and forth for nearly a minute. He even stood and convincingly demonstrated how he'd done it. The court believed his story, and the suit was dismissed.
"Congratulations," the lawyer said to the engineer when it was over. "You did superbly under cross-examination."
"Thanks," he said, "but he sure had me worried."
"How's that?" the lawyer asked.
"I was afraid he was going to ask if the lantern was lit!"
Monday, September 22, 2008
The Damsel
Sunday, September 21, 2008
HORSE AUCTION
After a few minutes, Little Johnny asked, "Pop, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because I'm thinking of buying these horses."
Little Johnny looked worried and said, "Then I think we'd better hurry home right away!"
"Why?" his father asked.
"Because the UPS man stopped by yesterday, and I think he wants to buy Mom!"
Saturday, September 20, 2008
A Bar Story
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
THEIR SONS..!!
These 4 pals go out to play golf one sunny morning. One is detained in the clubhouse, and the other three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son BIll," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the home-building industry. He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so successful in fact, in the last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home as a gift."
The second man, no to be out done, tells how his son began his career as a car salesman, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "George is so successful, in fact, in the last six months he gave his friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son, Albert, has worked his way up through a stock brokerage, and in the last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives at the tee, another tells him that they have been discussing their progeny and asks what line his son is in.
"To tell the truth, I'm not very pleased with how my son turned out," he replies. "For 15 years, Frank's been a hairdresser, and I've just recently discovered he's gay. However, on the bright side, he must be good at what he does because his last three boyfriends have given him a brand new house, two cars, and a big pile of stock certificates."